Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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how much fish could a chicken

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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