Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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