-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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