Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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This is an anti-joke.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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a black man pays his child support

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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