How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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the WNBA.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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