- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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