- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You having friends.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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