- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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