Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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