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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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