- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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