- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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