Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Sarah Palin.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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