- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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