- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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