- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

I have a really funny joke.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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