why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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