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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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