- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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