Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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