- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A pope meets another one

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

. . I am a whale

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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