What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Get on the boat.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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