You are joking right?

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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