A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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