- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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