Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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