What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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