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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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