- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans rights...

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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