- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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