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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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