Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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