A Chinese man fails a math test

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Andoni was here

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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