a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Jesus Christ

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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