- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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