- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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