- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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