Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

my penis

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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