- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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