- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

how do you save a black man ... u don't

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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