- Anti Joke

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

my penis

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"