Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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