- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

hi penis ham telephone

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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