- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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