Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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