What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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