- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man did not like this site

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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