- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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