What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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