Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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