- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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