I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Jimmy Saville

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Weaner

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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