- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

well use a tissue!

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

no rasist joks

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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