- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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