- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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