- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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