- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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