- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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