Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

thumb_up thumb_down -17

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

thumb_up thumb_down -21

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops