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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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