- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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