What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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