- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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