Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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