- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Gay rights.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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