Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The child was fired from his job.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Whats 1+1? window!

Anti Joke

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