- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Anti Jokes = Drained

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Pain Olympics.

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