- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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