- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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