- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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