What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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SEX

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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