- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

autistic kids rock

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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