- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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