- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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