- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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