- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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