A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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star wars kid

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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