- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

how much fish could a chicken

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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