I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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