- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andoni was here

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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