Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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