Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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