What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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