- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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