In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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woman's rights

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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