why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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