What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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stinky boner

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What does? 42

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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