- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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