- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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