- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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