- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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