If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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