- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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