- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Your big dick.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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