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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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