- Anti Joke

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs