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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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