Fat? Jesse Z

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Go away still nothing to see

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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