"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Happy Monday!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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no rasist joks

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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