Your big dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Anti Joke

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