Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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american idol

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Anti Joke

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