- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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