A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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