I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Allah walked into AK Bar

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

time to spruce up!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Anti Joke

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