- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Want to here a joke? Me to...

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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