When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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