- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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