- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Jordan is pregant

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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