Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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