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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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