- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

God is real.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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