- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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