- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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