A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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I C U P White stuff

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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