Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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