What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Anti Joke

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