How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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