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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

civil rights

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock Knock. Come in.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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