Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Guest what in the butt

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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