Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Do you like apples? Yes

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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