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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

guess what? bannanas

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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