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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What's the difference between a duck?

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

a jew walks out of a furnace

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