- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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