Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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