- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock knock Fuck off!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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