- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Cripples are lame.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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