Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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