What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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