- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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