- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Cripples are lame.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

knock knock come in

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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