- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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