- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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