your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Anti Joke

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