Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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