- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Cheese

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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