- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

My spelling is horrible

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I'm homeless.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Golf.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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