If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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oh hey.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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