- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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