- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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