Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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