- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Weaner

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is life? Paul.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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