Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Vagina Boob

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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