- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

woman's rights

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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