- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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