Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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