- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock Knock Who's there

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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