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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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