So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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