Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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