What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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