What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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