A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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