What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Jesus Christ

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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