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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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