- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Who wants water? I do.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it