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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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