WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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