- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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