- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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