Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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