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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Knock knock. Its open.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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