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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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