- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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