- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

9/11 my birthday

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

i'm hard

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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