Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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