- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

have safe sex

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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