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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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