Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

I'm rick james bitch

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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