how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Cripples are lame.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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