What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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