roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Corn Muffins

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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