What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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school homewrok

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

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