- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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