Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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