Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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