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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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