- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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