What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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