- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A gay man watches football.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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