Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You are joking right?

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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