- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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