A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Who does creatine? James Cornish

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A guy walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a black man walks out of popeyes

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why was kade sad? he shit himself

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

thumb_up thumb_down -15

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops