Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Anti Joke

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