- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why dont they make black forks

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Phew... it's gone.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Yellow People !!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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